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Maher on drones: ‘Some people do need killing’

On Friday night’s edition of “Ream Time with Bill Maher,” host Bill Maher sparred with members of his panel about the utility of armed predator drones and whether or not Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) was right to filibuster the nomination of John Brennan to head the CIA.

Maher gave Paul credit for opening a national dialogue about the predator drone program, and whether or not it is ethical to pursue the nation’s designated enemies in such a manner. He took exception however to Paul’s obsessive focus on the question of whether the president of the United States can order the execution of U. (Read more…)S. citizens on domestic soil.

“Every time somebody who is, I’m sure, a proud Christian talks about how ‘They can’t do it to Americans, but foreigners? Fuck them,’” Maher said. “There’s a real world where drones are actually killing people every day, but fuck them, we don’t care about them because they’re not Americans. That just doesn’t seem like the attitude Jesus would take.”

Panelists Ariana Huffington and Avik Roy leapt to Paul’s defense. Huffington said that in this instance, Paul has “completely scrambled that right-left view of politics.”

Maher read from a statement by Gen. Stanley McChrystal about the tremendous resentment engendered in the world by unmanned drone strikes, which are hated “on a visceral level” by people around the world.

Comedian David Cross said that this issue reflects the fact that most people in the U.S., particularly young people, have no idea, even, that the country has been at war for most of their lives. The drone program, he said, is just another instance of how detached we are from the things that are happing around the world in the country’s name.

Maher took a moment to clarify his position, however, on the drone program.

“That’s not to day that all drone strikes are bad,” he said. “Some people do need killing. It’s like what I say about the death penalty, let’s just kill the right people.”

Former RNC Chairperson Michael Steele said that Maher is right, though, that Sen. Paul shone a spotlight on an aspect of the ongoing U.S. wars that most people are unaware of or don’t think about.

“A lot of people don’t really understand or even see the devastation,” Steele said. “It’s not just about the one individual sitting at the café that they wanted to get. It is the 10, 12, 100 people around him who are also killed in that process.”

Earlier this year, the Guardian featured a report by the Bureau of Investigative Journalism that claimed that “between 2004 and 2013 drone strikes have killed up to 893 civilians (including 176 children) in Pakistan, 178 civilians (including 37 children) in Yemen, and 57 civilians (including three children) in Somalia (while these started under Bush they were accelerated under Obama).”

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Jon Stewart calls for Bill O’Reilly to be next Pope: He’s got the inside track on infallibility

On his show Thursday night, The Daily Show host Jon Stewart again poked fun at the search for the next Pope.

Stewart suggested that Fox News host Bill O’Reilly would make a good leader of the Catholic Church, since he already believed he was infallible. But Stewart doubted O’Reilly would give up his position as a Fox News host to accept the “demotion” of Pope.

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Noting a reporter described one of the contenders for Pope looking like a “boy scout helping a priest” while he was helping an elderly Cardinal, Stewart remarked, “Boy scouts helping priests? What could be more wholesome than that?”

Stewart also mocked another Cardinal who called on the Catholic Church to make an outreach to women.

“Oh, here is an idea. You want to make an outreach to women, maybe you could consider one of them for Pope? Oh, too much? How about for Cardinal? No? Bishop? Priest? Well, good luck with that outreach.”

 
Jon Stewart praises Rand Paul for shining light on ‘the execution of executive executions’

On his show Wednesday night, The Daily Show host Jon Stewart applauded Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) for using an “old-school filibuster” to highlight the legality of drone strikes on American citizens.

Paul began the filibuster on Wednesday morning after the Obama administration suggested it would not rule out the use of lethal military force against U.S. (Read more…) citizens on U.S. soil in extraordinary circumstances.

“So Senator Rand Paul, to draw a little attention to the issue of the execution of executive executions, executed the old-school filibuster,” Stewart explained. “I mean, he is out there talking. This isn’t one of these, ‘eh, I’m not going to do anything.’ He is using the filibuster the way it is meant to be used.”

He said the congressional oversight of drone strikes was “certainly worth kicking up a fuss for.”

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